clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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"…on orders over $100"

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(via disorder)

strove:

obesitycore:

I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER 

**ACTIVE PERSONAL BLOG!**

worldpeaces:

do u ever just want to just lay in bed and be extremely lazy with someone

(via unhere)

internetexplorers:

im allowed to call myself ugly but you are not allowed to agree with me 

(via the-swine-god)

curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

(via ughsick)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via the-swine-god)

lazypacific:

when the person next to you has horrible breath and you can’t decide whether you should run far way or awkwardly try not to breathe.

(via assume)

ilikebroadwaythings:

ONE WEEK UNTIL TONY NOMINATIONS BYE

(via panddababy)

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(via larryshipsniam)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*wakes up from long coma* *rubs eyes* what kidz bop are we on

(via larryshipsniam)

youmewlingquimloki:

jumpingjacktrash:

deathaintnodestroyer:

canni8al:

guysitspartytime:

esinololly:

How can I not reblog this!?

AMERICA

LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE PRETTY

AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE
THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE

week: made.

everything about this post..