crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

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mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

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dodri0:

Just received my now favorite message on OkCupid.

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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popculturesavvyangel:

this fucking picture. Look at it. Fucking take this picture in. How in the world can two people be so perfect in appearance and end up together SO PERFECTLY!? LOOK AT THEM. JUST LOOK. SEE HOW FUCKING PHOTOGENIC THEY ARE TOGETHER AND HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE? It looks like a fucking photo you’d find taken on the Titanic. THE WAY HE IS SO GENTLY HOLDING HER AND DANNEEL’S SUBTLE SMILE. Ugh. Most beautiful couple in the world.
How can they be so goddamn perfect. I love them. 
and with those eyes, you could have set the sky on fire, but you chose to burn me instead. a 19 word story??? oh woW (via extrasad)

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dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it


I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.
chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

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zeekubeast:

wanting to draw things but not having the energy to put effort into drawings

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